The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!