The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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penis

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to do nothing

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to die....

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!