The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to see the present

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the power to never get spam

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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meh.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!