The power to not have superpowers

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!