The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!