the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The ability to bleed lava

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to troll yourself

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to be blind

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!