the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to have no power.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Smoke vision

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to jump face first

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!