- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to turn gold into dust

The power of being aquaman.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The ability to breath under lava

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to write on this website

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

Pointless Super Powers