the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be a rock

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to sit anywhere

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the power to burp a fart

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to speak braille

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!