The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!