The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to fart at will.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Ladder hands.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!