the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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penis

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power of love

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!