The ability to smooth a criminal

thumb_up thumb_down -66

being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +197

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +169

The pewer to maek typos.

thumb_up thumb_down +139

the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Steel kidneys

thumb_up thumb_down +43

the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to make power orgasm on command

thumb_up thumb_down -59

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +154

The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

thumb_up thumb_down +58

the ability to grow trees in the desert

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to fly....underwater

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to vote in a communist state.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The ability to see through glass.

thumb_up thumb_down +153

The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to jizz on cue

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to poop pee

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to fart anytime i want to.

thumb_up thumb_down +182

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!