The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to rot food at will.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to vote

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!