The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to say i can bend you

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!