THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to STFU!

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to charge car batteries.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!