The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!