The power to STFU!

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!