The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!