the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power to say you have no power

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to sneeze backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!