the power to fail at life

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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Turning wine into water.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!