the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to smell any point in time

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!