The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!