The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to eat your own face.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to predict the past

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!