The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to see through glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!