The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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LIME

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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Retractable teeth

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to watch grass grow

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!