- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

The power to turn anything you want green.

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

Power to turn your liver invisible.

The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

Farting at will

The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

The power to be vice president of the SGA

The power to not have superpowers

The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

the ability to bend your leg.

The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

the power to shit bicks

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

The ability to control the internet

the power to pee straight with a boner

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

Pointless Super Powers