The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!