Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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to be bradley

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the power to divide by 0

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to fart snot

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the power to never get spam

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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meh.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!