The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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the ability to think you can fly

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!