Smoke vision

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The power of missing a finger.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!