The power to predict the past

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!