the ability to hover

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to lick your own tongue

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the power to think of powers

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!