The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to write on this website

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The power to STFU!

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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the ability to hover

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!