the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to burp a fart

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!