the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the power to smell like feet

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power of being republican

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The ability to park very acurately

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!