The powers of a burnt face

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the power to suck your elbow

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!