Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!