The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!