The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Steel kidneys

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!