the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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A power level of under 9000.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to look into the past

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!