Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to annoy people

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!