the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!