The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to change your mind

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!