The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to understand myspace

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!