The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!