The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!