The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!