The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to burp a fart

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The ability to be a rock

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to speak braille

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!