to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!